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• (510): View more from California

  I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...

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  I want my thong back.

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  I hate you tequila.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  we were pretty classy up until the second keg

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.

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• (661): View more from California

  Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.

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• (909): View more from California

  I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life

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  That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?

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