in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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