How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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