i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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