i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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