I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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