you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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