and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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