I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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