You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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