Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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