My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
