I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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