"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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