Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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