I'm drive I can fine osifer
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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