If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
my sisters under your porch take her home
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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