Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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