# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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