Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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