she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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