That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
