What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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