Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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