You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm way too hungover for life right now
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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