All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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