Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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