Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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