Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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