I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
