Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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