You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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