Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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