i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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