Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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