Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
