Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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