Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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