He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You had me at "let me see your balls"
How does it feel to date your dad?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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