school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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