Swine flu. Run for my life!
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
