you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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