I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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