No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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