i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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