There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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