As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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