rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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