Your face is a jimmy john
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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