How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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